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This 2+2 thread is a classic bit of awesome chat tilt from stevesbets during a high stakes Limit Omaha H/L game on Full Tilt. Here’s just a sample of the tilty goodness that lies within. Enjoy:

stevesbets: DAK;SHLGLKADFG
stevesbets: PLKJASDFGLK’JADFGLKHL
stevesbets: ASDFGKHLJADFLHKGJADFL
stevesbets: KHLKHHF
stevesbets: AG;ASDFKGH
stevesbets: WLKELK ODNE
stevesbets: SOI WELL DONE
stevesbets: OMFG
stevesbets: OFM
stevesbets: G[
stevesbets: HOW
stevesbets: THIS IS
stevesbets: THE MOST RIGGGED GAME
stevesbets: IVE EVER SEEN
stevesbets: omas
stevesbets: d;gljladkf
stevesbets: asgjk
stevesbets: omfg
stevesbets: omfg
stevesbets: llol
stevesbets: lOL
stevesbets: THETA
stevesbets: YOU ARE
stevesbets: THE BIGGEST MORON
stevesbets: I HAVE EVER SEEN
stevesbets: I HATE THE RAIL SO MUCH
stevesbets: U ARE ALL THE BIGGESWT MORONS ON THE
PLANET
stevesbets: UR LIVES ARE WORSE THAN MAGGOTS
stevesbets: YOU PATHETIC PIECES OF CRAP
stevesbets: NICE CALL
stevesbets: VERY NICE TURNA CLAL
stevesbets: DRAWING TO 3 OUTS FOR ANY PIECE
stevesbets: SAD;LKJGDF;ALGKALDFGKJ
theta1: shut the %@$! up
stevesbets: how are u so bad
stevesbets: you railbirds
stevesbets: are seiroulsy the dumbest form of human life
stevesbets: not you why
stevesbets: lol
stevesbets: YOU ARE SUCH A MORON
stevesbets: CAP IT UP WITH A Q HIGH FLUSH DRAW
ANDD NOTHIGN ELSE
stevesbets: ASDFG;LD;AFLGKLADFG
stevesbets: OMFG
stevesbets: YOU CALL WITH NO OTUS
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NOI
stevesbets: NONO
stevesbets: NOO
stevesbets: YOU ARE
stevesbets: THE DUMBEST PERSON
stevesbets: TO EVER LIVE
stevesbets: OMFG
stevesbets: OFMG
stevesbets: NO OTUS AGIAN
stevesbets: THATA
stevesbets: I SERIOUSLY
stevesbets: ASDFGJLKADFJG;LKJADFG
stevesbets: ;ASDKLFJ;ADLFKGJ
stevesbets: YOU ARE THE DUMEBST PERSON THATWAS
EVER BORN
stevesbets: ABND U JSUT SCREW ME EVEYR HADN

stevesbets: ofmg
stevesbets: NOW ITS RIGGED FOR DEOSBERFG
theta1: stop isolating him.
stevesbets: THETA U PEICE OF CRAP
stevesbets: PLAY ME HU
theta1: lol
John DAgostino: im aggravated, but the level of tilt from steve is calming me down
theta1: lol
stevesbets: TRY LOSING 60K
stevesbets: TO THE BIGGEST MORON EVER TO PLAY THIS GAME HU
theta1: hard to do only you can do it.
stevesbets: THETA
stevesbets: YOU ARE HONESTLY THE DUMBEST PERSON ON TEH PLANET
stevesbets: YOU ARE GOING TO STARVE

stevesbets: SEIROUSLY
stevesbets: ROOTHLESS
stevesbets: SCREW YOU
stevesbets [observer]: ‘THAT
stevesbets [observer]: IS
stevesbets [observer]: SO
stevesbets [observer]: FRKAEING
stevesbets [observer]: MOTEHR
stevesbets [observer]: GOD DAMN
stevesbets [observer]: UNBELIAVBEL
stevesbets [observer]: I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA THROW UP AND KILL SOMEONE
Roothlus: i had a huge draw
stevesbets [observer]: OMG
stevesbets [observer]: I HOPE U GO TO HELL
stevesbets [observer]: AND BURN IN FLAMES
Roothlus: pls dont beat me up at bellagio
Roothlus: sick hand though
stevesbets [observer]: PIECES OF CRAP LIKE YOU
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ALWAYS GET SO SICKLY LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: REALLY MAKE ME SUICDIAL
stevesbets [observer]: I’M GOING TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOW YOU LUCKY PIECE OF CRAP
stevesbets [observer]: IDIOTS LIKE YOU
stevesbets [observer]: WILL ALWAYS BE LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: AND I’LL ALWAYS BE UNLUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: FOREVER
stevesbets [observer]: IN MY WHOLE REAKING LIFE
stevesbets [observer]: I REALLY HOPE UR LIFE IS MISERABLE
Roothlus: seriously dude im sorry
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ONE DAY ALL OF UR SICK LUCK
stevesbets [observer]: COMES BACK
Roothlus: it was a tricky situation
stevesbets [observer]: TOBITE U
stevesbets [observer]: OMFG
stevesbets [observer]: GO TO HELLL
stevesbets [observer]: ITWASNT TRICKY AT ALL
stevesbets [observer]: I DONT WISH TORTURE ON ANYONE
stevesbets [observer]: BUT FRANKLY U DESERVE IT
stevesbets [observer]: SEIROUSLY
stevesbets [observer]: THE IDIOTS
stevesbets [observer]: ALL THINK THEY’RE SO GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: CUZ THEY CONSTANTLY GET INSANELY LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: ITS SMART TO GO UP AGAINST THE BIGGEST STACK AT THE TABLE
stevesbets [observer]: AND THE TOURNAMENT
stevesbets [observer]: WITH THE IDIOT END OF A STRRAIGHT DRAW
stevesbets [observer]: U TERRIBLE PIECE OF CRAP
stevesbets [observer]: seirously roothless
stevesbets [observer]: U THINK U ARE GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: OTEHRS THINK U ARE GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: T MAKES ME SICK
stevesbets [observer]: TOTALLY SICK
stevesbets [observer]: UR TERRIBLE
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL JOKE
stevesbets [observer]: AND I HOPE UR LIFE IS FILLED WITH PAIN AND MISERY
stevesbets [observer]: LUCKY FREAKING MORONS LIK EYOU
stevesbets [observer]: ALWAYS THE ONES TO BEAT ME
stevesbets [observer]: seriously roothlus
stevesbets [observer]: if ur ever run over by a train
stevesbets [observer]: it will bring a smile to my face
stevesbets [observer]: i want you in pain
stevesbets [observer]: i want u in pain in the worst way
Roothlus: gh
stevesbets [observer]: ppl like u make me so sick
stevesbets [observer]: go to hell
stevesbets [observer]: keep ignoring me u terrible piece of crap
stevesbets [observer]: if u were starving in the desert
stevesbets [observer]: i woudl defintiley not give u a glass of water
stevesbets [observer]: i hate u more than i hate ANYONE else in the world
stevesbets [observer]: beacuse of what u embody
stevesbets [observer]: a guy who consistenly gets insanely lucky and thinks hes
stevesbets [observer]: HE GOES AGAINST
stevesbets [observer]: THE OTHER BIG STACK OF THE TOURNEY
stevesbets [observer]: FOR NO REASON
stevesbets [observer]: ROOTHLUS
stevesbets [observer]: U REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT U TO BE IN PAIN
stevesbets [observer]: LATES
stevesbets [observer]: ADAM LEVY
stevesbets [observer]: LUCK SACK ADAM LEVY
stevesbets [observer]: god u make me sick
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL ROTHLUS
stevesbets [observer]: WORDS LITERALLY CANNOT DO JUSTICE
stevesbets [observer]: TO THE HEIGHT OF MY HATE FOR YOU
stevesbets [observer]: I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE FRIST
stevesbets [observer]: AND THATS REALLY SAYINGSOMETHING
stevesbets [observer]: how the hell can i “chill out”
stevesbets [observer]: if it was a no nmame
stevesbets [observer]: that woudl be fine
stevesbets [observer]: its the fact that the LUCKY MORONS
stevesbets [observer]: CONSISTENTLY GET LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: AND REALLYTHINK THEY ARE SOMEHTING SPEICAL
Roothlus: bro it was a squeeze gone wrong
Roothlus: i panicked
stevesbets [observer]: THATS WHAT MAKES ME SICK
Roothlus: a lot in the pot
stevesbets [observer]: …
Roothlus: took a shot
stevesbets [observer]: PANICKED
stevesbets [observer]: THAT WAS A ******ED PLAY ALL AROUDN
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL IDIOT
Roothlus: ok this is useless
Roothlus: gn
stevesbets [observer]: yea and as usual he deserves it
Roothlus: it was a bad play
Roothlus: im sure youve never made a mistake
stevesbets [observer]: ITS NOT THE MISTAKE
stevesbets [observer]: ITS THE INSANE LUCK IDIOTS LIKE YOU TAHT THINK THEY’RE OWNERS
Roothlus: lol
stevesbets [observer]: SCREW IT, I’M LEAVING
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL
Roothlus: pzzzzzzz
Roothlus: youve never made a mistake in yer life right?
Roothlus: so pls gtfo
Roothlus: nah hes never gonna forget that