Can You Bruise Someone With an Orange?

August 19, 2008

Ahh, the age old question of whether you can bruise someone with an orange in a sock in ten whacks is currently being debated at 2+2.

With a potential 10K prop bet riding on the result, plenty of posters have chimed in so far, with most falling on the side of the debate that, indeed, you can probably bruise someone with an orange in a sock. Thank god for 2+2, where the world’s important questions are finally answered, each and every day.

GG Laptop

August 6, 2008

Yet another laptop meets an untimely end, along with some other pretty funny pics and tales of various destruction of electronic gear.

stevesbets Goes nuts in Chat on Full Tilt

August 4, 2008

This 2+2 thread is a classic bit of awesome chat tilt from stevesbets during a high stakes Limit Omaha H/L game on Full Tilt. Here’s just a sample of the tilty goodness that lies within. Enjoy:

stevesbets: DAK;SHLGLKADFG
stevesbets: PLKJASDFGLK’JADFGLKHL
stevesbets: ASDFGKHLJADFLHKGJADFL
stevesbets: KHLKHHF
stevesbets: AG;ASDFKGH
stevesbets: WLKELK ODNE
stevesbets: SOI WELL DONE
stevesbets: OMFG
stevesbets: OFM
stevesbets: G[
stevesbets: HOW
stevesbets: THIS IS
stevesbets: THE MOST RIGGGED GAME
stevesbets: IVE EVER SEEN
stevesbets: omas
stevesbets: d;gljladkf
stevesbets: asgjk
stevesbets: omfg
stevesbets: omfg
stevesbets: llol
stevesbets: lOL
stevesbets: THETA
stevesbets: YOU ARE
stevesbets: THE BIGGEST MORON
stevesbets: I HAVE EVER SEEN
stevesbets: I HATE THE RAIL SO MUCH
stevesbets: U ARE ALL THE BIGGESWT MORONS ON THE
PLANET
stevesbets: UR LIVES ARE WORSE THAN MAGGOTS
stevesbets: YOU PATHETIC PIECES OF CRAP
stevesbets: NICE CALL
stevesbets: VERY NICE TURNA CLAL
stevesbets: DRAWING TO 3 OUTS FOR ANY PIECE
stevesbets: SAD;LKJGDF;ALGKALDFGKJ
theta1: shut the %@$! up
stevesbets: how are u so bad
stevesbets: you railbirds
stevesbets: are seiroulsy the dumbest form of human life
stevesbets: not you why
stevesbets: lol
stevesbets: YOU ARE SUCH A MORON
stevesbets: CAP IT UP WITH A Q HIGH FLUSH DRAW
ANDD NOTHIGN ELSE
stevesbets: ASDFG;LD;AFLGKLADFG
stevesbets: OMFG
stevesbets: YOU CALL WITH NO OTUS
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NO
stevesbets: NOI
stevesbets: NONO
stevesbets: NOO
stevesbets: YOU ARE
stevesbets: THE DUMBEST PERSON
stevesbets: TO EVER LIVE
stevesbets: OMFG
stevesbets: OFMG
stevesbets: NO OTUS AGIAN
stevesbets: THATA
stevesbets: I SERIOUSLY
stevesbets: ASDFGJLKADFJG;LKJADFG
stevesbets: ;ASDKLFJ;ADLFKGJ
stevesbets: YOU ARE THE DUMEBST PERSON THATWAS
EVER BORN
stevesbets: ABND U JSUT SCREW ME EVEYR HADN

stevesbets: ofmg
stevesbets: NOW ITS RIGGED FOR DEOSBERFG
theta1: stop isolating him.
stevesbets: THETA U PEICE OF CRAP
stevesbets: PLAY ME HU
theta1: lol
John DAgostino: im aggravated, but the level of tilt from steve is calming me down
theta1: lol
stevesbets: TRY LOSING 60K
stevesbets: TO THE BIGGEST MORON EVER TO PLAY THIS GAME HU
theta1: hard to do only you can do it.
stevesbets: THETA
stevesbets: YOU ARE HONESTLY THE DUMBEST PERSON ON TEH PLANET
stevesbets: YOU ARE GOING TO STARVE

stevesbets: SEIROUSLY
stevesbets: ROOTHLESS
stevesbets: SCREW YOU
stevesbets [observer]: ‘THAT
stevesbets [observer]: IS
stevesbets [observer]: SO
stevesbets [observer]: FRKAEING
stevesbets [observer]: MOTEHR
stevesbets [observer]: GOD DAMN
stevesbets [observer]: UNBELIAVBEL
stevesbets [observer]: I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA THROW UP AND KILL SOMEONE
Roothlus: i had a huge draw
stevesbets [observer]: OMG
stevesbets [observer]: I HOPE U GO TO HELL
stevesbets [observer]: AND BURN IN FLAMES
Roothlus: pls dont beat me up at bellagio
Roothlus: sick hand though
stevesbets [observer]: PIECES OF CRAP LIKE YOU
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ALWAYS GET SO SICKLY LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: REALLY MAKE ME SUICDIAL
stevesbets [observer]: I’M GOING TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOW YOU LUCKY PIECE OF CRAP
stevesbets [observer]: IDIOTS LIKE YOU
stevesbets [observer]: WILL ALWAYS BE LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: AND I’LL ALWAYS BE UNLUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: FOREVER
stevesbets [observer]: IN MY WHOLE REAKING LIFE
stevesbets [observer]: I REALLY HOPE UR LIFE IS MISERABLE
Roothlus: seriously dude im sorry
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ONE DAY ALL OF UR SICK LUCK
stevesbets [observer]: COMES BACK
Roothlus: it was a tricky situation
stevesbets [observer]: TOBITE U
stevesbets [observer]: OMFG
stevesbets [observer]: GO TO HELLL
stevesbets [observer]: ITWASNT TRICKY AT ALL
stevesbets [observer]: I DONT WISH TORTURE ON ANYONE
stevesbets [observer]: BUT FRANKLY U DESERVE IT
stevesbets [observer]: SEIROUSLY
stevesbets [observer]: THE IDIOTS
stevesbets [observer]: ALL THINK THEY’RE SO GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: CUZ THEY CONSTANTLY GET INSANELY LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: ITS SMART TO GO UP AGAINST THE BIGGEST STACK AT THE TABLE
stevesbets [observer]: AND THE TOURNAMENT
stevesbets [observer]: WITH THE IDIOT END OF A STRRAIGHT DRAW
stevesbets [observer]: U TERRIBLE PIECE OF CRAP
stevesbets [observer]: seirously roothless
stevesbets [observer]: U THINK U ARE GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: OTEHRS THINK U ARE GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: T MAKES ME SICK
stevesbets [observer]: TOTALLY SICK
stevesbets [observer]: UR TERRIBLE
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL JOKE
stevesbets [observer]: AND I HOPE UR LIFE IS FILLED WITH PAIN AND MISERY
stevesbets [observer]: LUCKY FREAKING MORONS LIK EYOU
stevesbets [observer]: ALWAYS THE ONES TO BEAT ME
stevesbets [observer]: seriously roothlus
stevesbets [observer]: if ur ever run over by a train
stevesbets [observer]: it will bring a smile to my face
stevesbets [observer]: i want you in pain
stevesbets [observer]: i want u in pain in the worst way
Roothlus: gh
stevesbets [observer]: ppl like u make me so sick
stevesbets [observer]: go to hell
stevesbets [observer]: keep ignoring me u terrible piece of crap
stevesbets [observer]: if u were starving in the desert
stevesbets [observer]: i woudl defintiley not give u a glass of water
stevesbets [observer]: i hate u more than i hate ANYONE else in the world
stevesbets [observer]: beacuse of what u embody
stevesbets [observer]: a guy who consistenly gets insanely lucky and thinks hes
stevesbets [observer]: HE GOES AGAINST
stevesbets [observer]: THE OTHER BIG STACK OF THE TOURNEY
stevesbets [observer]: FOR NO REASON
stevesbets [observer]: ROOTHLUS
stevesbets [observer]: U REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT U TO BE IN PAIN
stevesbets [observer]: LATES
stevesbets [observer]: ADAM LEVY
stevesbets [observer]: LUCK SACK ADAM LEVY
stevesbets [observer]: god u make me sick
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL ROTHLUS
stevesbets [observer]: WORDS LITERALLY CANNOT DO JUSTICE
stevesbets [observer]: TO THE HEIGHT OF MY HATE FOR YOU
stevesbets [observer]: I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE FRIST
stevesbets [observer]: AND THATS REALLY SAYINGSOMETHING
stevesbets [observer]: how the hell can i “chill out”
stevesbets [observer]: if it was a no nmame
stevesbets [observer]: that woudl be fine
stevesbets [observer]: its the fact that the LUCKY MORONS
stevesbets [observer]: CONSISTENTLY GET LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: AND REALLYTHINK THEY ARE SOMEHTING SPEICAL
Roothlus: bro it was a squeeze gone wrong
Roothlus: i panicked
stevesbets [observer]: THATS WHAT MAKES ME SICK
Roothlus: a lot in the pot
stevesbets [observer]: …
Roothlus: took a shot
stevesbets [observer]: PANICKED
stevesbets [observer]: THAT WAS A ******ED PLAY ALL AROUDN
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL IDIOT
Roothlus: ok this is useless
Roothlus: gn
stevesbets [observer]: yea and as usual he deserves it
Roothlus: it was a bad play
Roothlus: im sure youve never made a mistake
stevesbets [observer]: ITS NOT THE MISTAKE
stevesbets [observer]: ITS THE INSANE LUCK IDIOTS LIKE YOU TAHT THINK THEY’RE OWNERS
Roothlus: lol
stevesbets [observer]: SCREW IT, I’M LEAVING
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL
Roothlus: pzzzzzzz
Roothlus: youve never made a mistake in yer life right?
Roothlus: so pls gtfo
Roothlus: nah hes never gonna forget that

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