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		<title>Can You Bruise Someone With an Orange?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh, the age old question of whether you can bruise someone with an orange in a sock in ten whacks is currently being debated at 2+2. With a potential 10K prop bet riding on the result, plenty of posters have chimed in so far, with most falling on the side of the debate that, indeed, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahh, the age old question of whether <a href="http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=278976">you can bruise someone with an orange in a sock in ten whacks</a> is currently being debated at 2+2. </p>
<p>With a potential 10K prop bet riding on the result, plenty of posters have chimed in so far, with most falling on the side of the debate that, indeed, you can probably bruise someone with an orange in a sock. Thank god for 2+2, where the world&#8217;s important questions are finally answered, each and every day.</p>
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		<title>GG Laptop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another laptop meets an untimely end, along with some other pretty funny pics and tales of various destruction of electronic gear.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=238271">Yet another laptop meets an untimely end</a>, along with some other pretty funny pics and tales of various destruction of electronic gear.</p>
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		<title>stevesbets Goes nuts in Chat on Full Tilt</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This 2+2 thread is a classic bit of awesome chat tilt from stevesbets during a high stakes Limit Omaha H/L game on Full Tilt. Here&#8217;s just a sample of the tilty goodness that lies within. Enjoy: stevesbets: DAK;SHLGLKADFG stevesbets: PLKJASDFGLK&#8217;JADFGLKHL stevesbets: ASDFGKHLJADFLHKGJADFL stevesbets: KHLKHHF stevesbets: AG;ASDFKGH stevesbets: WLKELK ODNE stevesbets: SOI WELL DONE stevesbets: OMFG [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=257693">This 2+2 thread is a classic bit of awesome chat tilt</a> from <a href="http://www.stevesbets.com/">stevesbets</a> during a high stakes Limit Omaha H/L game on Full Tilt. Here&#8217;s just a sample of the tilty goodness that lies within. Enjoy:</p>
<p>stevesbets: DAK;SHLGLKADFG<br />
stevesbets: PLKJASDFGLK&#8217;JADFGLKHL<br />
stevesbets: ASDFGKHLJADFLHKGJADFL<br />
stevesbets: KHLKHHF<br />
stevesbets: AG;ASDFKGH<br />
stevesbets: WLKELK ODNE<br />
stevesbets: SOI WELL DONE<br />
stevesbets: OMFG<br />
stevesbets: OFM<br />
stevesbets: G[<br />
stevesbets: HOW<br />
stevesbets: THIS IS<br />
stevesbets: THE MOST RIGGGED GAME<br />
stevesbets: IVE EVER SEEN<br />
stevesbets: omas<br />
stevesbets: d;gljladkf<br />
stevesbets: asgjk<br />
stevesbets: omfg<br />
stevesbets: omfg<br />
stevesbets: llol<br />
stevesbets: lOL<br />
stevesbets: THETA<br />
stevesbets: YOU ARE<br />
stevesbets: THE BIGGEST MORON<br />
stevesbets: I HAVE EVER SEEN<br />
stevesbets: I HATE THE RAIL SO MUCH<br />
stevesbets: U ARE ALL THE BIGGESWT MORONS ON THE<br />
PLANET<br />
stevesbets: UR LIVES ARE WORSE THAN MAGGOTS<br />
stevesbets: YOU PATHETIC PIECES OF CRAP<br />
stevesbets: NICE CALL<br />
stevesbets: VERY NICE TURNA CLAL<br />
stevesbets: DRAWING TO 3 OUTS FOR ANY PIECE<br />
stevesbets: SAD;LKJGDF;ALGKALDFGKJ<br />
theta1: shut the %@$! up<br />
stevesbets: how are u so bad<br />
stevesbets: you railbirds<br />
stevesbets: are seiroulsy the dumbest form of human life<br />
stevesbets: not you why<br />
stevesbets: lol<br />
stevesbets: YOU ARE SUCH A MORON<br />
stevesbets: CAP IT UP WITH A Q HIGH FLUSH DRAW<br />
ANDD NOTHIGN ELSE<br />
stevesbets: ASDFG;LD;AFLGKLADFG<br />
stevesbets: OMFG<br />
stevesbets: YOU CALL WITH NO OTUS<br />
stevesbets: NO<br />
stevesbets: NO<br />
stevesbets: NO<br />
stevesbets: NO<br />
stevesbets: NO<br />
stevesbets: NOI<br />
stevesbets: NONO<br />
stevesbets: NOO<br />
stevesbets: YOU ARE<br />
stevesbets: THE DUMBEST PERSON<br />
stevesbets: TO EVER LIVE<br />
stevesbets: OMFG<br />
stevesbets: OFMG<br />
stevesbets: NO OTUS AGIAN<br />
stevesbets: THATA<br />
stevesbets: I SERIOUSLY<br />
stevesbets: ASDFGJLKADFJG;LKJADFG<br />
stevesbets: ;ASDKLFJ;ADLFKGJ<br />
stevesbets: YOU ARE THE DUMEBST PERSON THATWAS<br />
EVER BORN<br />
stevesbets: ABND U JSUT SCREW ME EVEYR HADN</p>
<p>stevesbets: ofmg<br />
stevesbets: NOW ITS RIGGED FOR DEOSBERFG<br />
theta1: stop isolating him.<br />
stevesbets: THETA U PEICE OF CRAP<br />
stevesbets: PLAY ME HU<br />
theta1: lol<br />
John DAgostino: im aggravated, but the level of tilt from steve is calming me down<br />
theta1: lol<br />
stevesbets: TRY LOSING 60K<br />
stevesbets: TO THE BIGGEST MORON EVER TO PLAY THIS GAME HU<br />
theta1: hard to do only you can do it.<br />
stevesbets: THETA<br />
stevesbets: YOU ARE HONESTLY THE DUMBEST PERSON ON TEH PLANET<br />
stevesbets: YOU ARE GOING TO STARVE</p>
<p>stevesbets: SEIROUSLY<br />
stevesbets: ROOTHLESS<br />
stevesbets: SCREW YOU<br />
stevesbets [observer]: &#8216;THAT<br />
stevesbets [observer]: IS<br />
stevesbets [observer]: SO<br />
stevesbets [observer]: FRKAEING<br />
stevesbets [observer]: MOTEHR<br />
stevesbets [observer]: GOD DAMN<br />
stevesbets [observer]: UNBELIAVBEL<br />
stevesbets [observer]: I FEEL LIKE I&#8217;M GONNA THROW UP AND KILL SOMEONE<br />
Roothlus: i had a huge draw<br />
stevesbets [observer]: OMG<br />
stevesbets [observer]: I HOPE U GO TO HELL<br />
stevesbets [observer]: AND BURN IN FLAMES<br />
Roothlus: pls dont beat me up at bellagio<br />
Roothlus: sick hand though<br />
stevesbets [observer]: PIECES OF CRAP LIKE YOU<br />
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ALWAYS GET SO SICKLY LUCKY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: REALLY MAKE ME SUICDIAL<br />
stevesbets [observer]: I&#8217;M GOING TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOW YOU LUCKY PIECE OF CRAP<br />
stevesbets [observer]: IDIOTS LIKE YOU<br />
stevesbets [observer]: WILL ALWAYS BE LUCKY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: AND I&#8217;LL ALWAYS BE UNLUCKY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: FOREVER<br />
stevesbets [observer]: IN MY WHOLE REAKING LIFE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: I REALLY HOPE UR LIFE IS MISERABLE<br />
Roothlus: seriously dude im sorry<br />
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ONE DAY ALL OF UR SICK LUCK<br />
stevesbets [observer]: COMES BACK<br />
Roothlus: it was a tricky situation<br />
stevesbets [observer]: TOBITE U<br />
stevesbets [observer]: OMFG<br />
stevesbets [observer]: GO TO HELLL<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ITWASNT TRICKY AT ALL<br />
stevesbets [observer]: I DONT WISH TORTURE ON ANYONE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: BUT FRANKLY U DESERVE IT<br />
stevesbets [observer]: SEIROUSLY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: THE IDIOTS<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ALL THINK THEY&#8217;RE SO GOOD<br />
stevesbets [observer]: CUZ THEY CONSTANTLY GET INSANELY LUCKY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ITS SMART TO GO UP AGAINST THE BIGGEST STACK AT THE TABLE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: AND THE TOURNAMENT<br />
stevesbets [observer]: WITH THE IDIOT END OF A STRRAIGHT DRAW<br />
stevesbets [observer]: U TERRIBLE PIECE OF CRAP<br />
stevesbets [observer]: seirously roothless<br />
stevesbets [observer]: U THINK U ARE GOOD<br />
stevesbets [observer]: OTEHRS THINK U ARE GOOD<br />
stevesbets [observer]: T MAKES ME SICK<br />
stevesbets [observer]: TOTALLY SICK<br />
stevesbets [observer]: UR TERRIBLE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL JOKE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: AND I HOPE UR LIFE IS FILLED WITH PAIN AND MISERY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: LUCKY FREAKING MORONS LIK EYOU<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ALWAYS THE ONES TO BEAT ME<br />
stevesbets [observer]: seriously roothlus<br />
stevesbets [observer]: if ur ever run over by a train<br />
stevesbets [observer]: it will bring a smile to my face<br />
stevesbets [observer]: i want you in pain<br />
stevesbets [observer]: i want u in pain in the worst way<br />
Roothlus: gh<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ppl like u make me so sick<br />
stevesbets [observer]: go to hell<br />
stevesbets [observer]: keep ignoring me u terrible piece of crap<br />
stevesbets [observer]: if u were starving in the desert<br />
stevesbets [observer]: i woudl defintiley not give u a glass of water<br />
stevesbets [observer]: i hate u more than i hate ANYONE else in the world<br />
stevesbets [observer]: beacuse of what u embody<br />
stevesbets [observer]: a guy who consistenly gets insanely lucky and thinks hes<br />
stevesbets [observer]: HE GOES AGAINST<br />
stevesbets [observer]: THE OTHER BIG STACK OF THE TOURNEY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: FOR NO REASON<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ROOTHLUS<br />
stevesbets [observer]: U REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT U TO BE IN PAIN<br />
stevesbets [observer]: LATES<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ADAM LEVY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: LUCK SACK ADAM LEVY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: god u make me sick<br />
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL ROTHLUS<br />
stevesbets [observer]: WORDS LITERALLY CANNOT DO JUSTICE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: TO THE HEIGHT OF MY HATE FOR YOU<br />
stevesbets [observer]: I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE FRIST<br />
stevesbets [observer]: AND THATS REALLY SAYINGSOMETHING<br />
stevesbets [observer]: how the hell can i &#8220;chill out&#8221;<br />
stevesbets [observer]: if it was a no nmame<br />
stevesbets [observer]: that woudl be fine<br />
stevesbets [observer]: its the fact that the LUCKY MORONS<br />
stevesbets [observer]: CONSISTENTLY GET LUCKY<br />
stevesbets [observer]: AND REALLYTHINK THEY ARE SOMEHTING SPEICAL<br />
Roothlus: bro it was a squeeze gone wrong<br />
Roothlus: i panicked<br />
stevesbets [observer]: THATS WHAT MAKES ME SICK<br />
Roothlus: a lot in the pot<br />
stevesbets [observer]: &#8230;<br />
Roothlus: took a shot<br />
stevesbets [observer]: PANICKED<br />
stevesbets [observer]: THAT WAS A ******ED PLAY ALL AROUDN<br />
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL IDIOT<br />
Roothlus: ok this is useless<br />
Roothlus: gn<br />
stevesbets [observer]: yea and as usual he deserves it<br />
Roothlus: it was a bad play<br />
Roothlus: im sure youve never made a mistake<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ITS NOT THE MISTAKE<br />
stevesbets [observer]: ITS THE INSANE LUCK IDIOTS LIKE YOU TAHT THINK THEY&#8217;RE OWNERS<br />
Roothlus: lol<br />
stevesbets [observer]: SCREW IT, I&#8217;M LEAVING<br />
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL<br />
Roothlus: pzzzzzzz<br />
Roothlus: youve never made a mistake in yer life right?<br />
Roothlus: so pls gtfo<br />
Roothlus: nah hes never gonna forget that</p>
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